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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

18 Oct 2009   #191
patio

Vista Ultimate X64/ Windows 7 Dual-boot
 
 

Just looking at the shape of it told me it was empty...

Had it been carrying that 60 lb. boy it would have been elongated vertically more than it was...

Not to be judgemental but that boy's Father is a twisted individual...
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18 Oct 2009   #192
Kari

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18 Oct 2009   #193
TheSchaft

Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
 
 




Can't make this up, folks. Actual book, actual cover.

http://www.nostarch.com/newmac_leopard.htm

(Isn't it cute?)
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18 Oct 2009   #194
Antman

 

Why does the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?
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18 Oct 2009   #195
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

I don't know, Why does the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?
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18 Oct 2009   #196
Antman

 

He doesn't want people to know that he's been sleeping with chickens.
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18 Oct 2009   #197
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Which brings us back to that age old question, who came first, the chicken or the egg, and now we have a rabbit thrown into the mix.
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18 Oct 2009   #198
Antman

 

The rooster.

Duh.
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18 Oct 2009   #199
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

So I suppose the rabbit said afterwards, I wouldn't do that again for a hundred Bucks.
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19 Oct 2009   #200
mickey megabyte

ultimate 64 sp1
 
 

i don't think the rabbit actually did anything.

he chickened out, coz it wasn't very bunny.
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