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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

31 Oct 2009   #241
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by dw96 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte
that's better thanks - it's still a bit rough, but an improvement.
OMG THIS CAT! IT'S SO INSPIRING! It kept me thinking about all sorts of possible photoshop stuff I can do to it all morning! That cat just needs some attitude... Here's what I thought of:
Attachment 34195

That's good!
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31 Oct 2009   #242
mickey megabyte

ultimate 64 sp1
 
 

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31 Oct 2009   #243
Joan Archer

Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
 
 

That's what I thought mickey I thought your's was frightening enough but that one, I'm still shaking
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31 Oct 2009   #244
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

My horse nearly threw me again there, hide that picture will you.
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01 Nov 2009   #245
dw96

Windows 7 Home Premium [64-Bit]
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer View Post
That's what I thought mickey I thought your's was frightening enough but that one, I'm still shaking
I haven't even done my worse! I can do better and make it even more scary, but since you guys don't want me to...
@jfar - Nope... That picture needs to scare more people as they read through this topic! That picture also has a very secret mission... I won't tell you what since it's a secret... And totally LOL! Epic rotating logo of magnificent seven! I love it! What software did you use...?
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02 Nov 2009   #246
AvatarOfTheShip

Windows 7 Ult x64
 
 

A mathematician was asked if he believed there was only one God and he said, "Yes - up to isomorphism"
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03 Nov 2009   #247
Dunsailing

Windows 7 Home Premium x32bit
 
 

Billy-Bob was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.

"Hey, Billy-Bob, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?"

"Well Sheriff, it's a long story."

"I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff.

"Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mary Lou in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started to feelin' kinda frisky and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did. Then we started getting real close and cuddin' and smoochin' and Mary Lou said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.' So we did." He continued,

"We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Mary Lou had taken off all her clothes and she suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. then Mary Lou laid down on the ground and spread her legs apart and said

'Okay,Billy-Bob, go to town'.

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03 Nov 2009   #248
Dunsailing

Windows 7 Home Premium x32bit
 
 

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
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03 Nov 2009   #249
Fluffy

Windows 7 Home Premium x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dunsailing View Post
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
Love it
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03 Nov 2009   #250
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXKeQ5qFwo"]YouTube - Johnny Cash "Don't Take Your Guns to Town"[/ame]
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