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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

11 Nov 2009   #271
patio

Vista Ultimate X64/ Windows 7 Dual-boot
 
 

And they just keep getting worse....
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12 Nov 2009   #272
BSkiLLs

Win-7HP, VistaHP, XP
 
 

wow.. wth? why did my last joke get deleted ??

It wasn't that wrong or bad.
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12 Nov 2009   #273
Zidane24

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BSkiLLs View Post
wow.. wth? why did my last joke get deleted ??

It wasn't that wrong or bad.
This forum has no age requirement...

Keep that in mind
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12 Nov 2009   #274
BSkiLLs

Win-7HP, VistaHP, XP
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Zidane24 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BSkiLLs View Post
wow.. wth? why did my last joke get deleted ??

It wasn't that wrong or bad.
This forum has no age requirement...

Keep that in mind
oohh true.. I know but.. wasn't that bad at all. At least i didnt think so. all tho it did have a feminist product mentioned in it. That was it tho.

oohh well i guess...
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22 Nov 2009   #275
Kipper

 

My neighbors ... the hot young lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said,

"I wanna watch".
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22 Nov 2009   #276
Nburnes

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 bit & Ubuntu 10.04
 
 

Uh isn't that a little mature for some users on this forum?
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22 Nov 2009   #277
Orpheous

XP Pro/Vista Ultimate (64)/Windows 7 Ultimate Signature Edition(64)
 
 

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?




......... He sold his soul to Santa
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23 Nov 2009   #278
Kari

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Orpheous View Post
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?




......... He sold his soul to Santa
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26 Nov 2009   #279
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Nburnes View Post
Uh isn't that a little mature for some users on this forum?
I like it, Witty.
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27 Nov 2009   #280
bigseb

Windows 7 x64 Professional
 
 

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients

and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much

he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt

and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.


But every now and then he'd hear an internal

reassuring voice in his head that said:


"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first

medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go."


But invariably another voice in his head

would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......

Dave..........

Dave .............
Dave........Dave..................you're a vet.
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