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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

19 Dec 2009   #351
patio

Vista Ultimate X64/ Windows 7 Dual-boot
 
 

Quote:
Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - heck no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!





AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

....
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20 Dec 2009   #352
Fluffy

Windows 7 Home Premium x64
 
 

Thats about right lol
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22 Dec 2009   #353
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa
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26 Dec 2009   #354
Capt.Jack Sparrow

Windows 7 Ultimate - 64-bit | Windows 8 Pro - 64-bit
 
 

Don't ask me, I don't know how it is done!

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26 Dec 2009   #355
patio

Vista Ultimate X64/ Windows 7 Dual-boot
 
 

Who's your Best Friend ? ?

Lock your Dog and your Spouse in the trunk of the car...wait 1 hour and open the trunk and find out which one is happy to see you...
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26 Dec 2009   #356
garysgold

Vista Ult 64 bit Seven Ult RTM x64
 
 

Well, OK, but I'm only lettin' the happy one out.

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26 Dec 2009   #357
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow View Post
Don't ask me, I don't know how it is done!

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That is pretty cool.

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by patio View Post
Who's your Best Friend ? ?

Lock your Dog and your Spouse in the trunk of the car...wait 1 hour and open the trunk and find out which one is happy to see you...
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by garysgold View Post
Well, OK, but I'm only lettin' the happy one out.


I'm with you Gary!
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27 Dec 2009   #358
Qdos

 

I just found this, and thought it was hilarious...

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27 Dec 2009   #359
Capt.Jack Sparrow

Windows 7 Ultimate - 64-bit | Windows 8 Pro - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Qdos View Post
I just found this, and thought it was hilarious...


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28 Dec 2009   #360
echrada

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

A couple, both 77, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it. When the couple finished, the doctor reexamined them and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He then charged them $32. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor which is to be expected in 67 year-olds, get dressed, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally after almost two months of this routine, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60. The Hilton charges $78. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medicaid
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