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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

10 Jan 2010   #391
Qdos

 

Fill in the blanks...

BOO-S
--NDOM
F--K
P-N-S
PU-S-













OK, let's see how well you did...

These are the answers... (white font...)

BOOKS
RANDOM
FORK
PANTS
PULSE


May you be blessed with a cleaner mind for the rest of 2010...
My System SpecsSystem Spec
10 Jan 2010   #392
Zidane24

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Qdos View Post
Fill in the blanks...

BOO-S
--NDOM
F--K
P-N-S
PU-S-













OK, let's see how well you did...

These are the answers... (white font...)

BOOKS
RANDOM
FORK
PANTS
PULSE


May you be blessed with a cleaner mind for the rest of 2010...
I got all of them besides the second one
My System SpecsSystem Spec
11 Jan 2010   #393
Coolness

Win 7 pro 64-bit, Ubuntu 9.10 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Zidane24 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Qdos View Post
Fill in the blanks...

BOO-S
--NDOM
F--K
P-N-S
PU-S-













OK, let's see how well you did...

These are the answers... (white font...)

BOOKS
RANDOM
FORK
PANTS
PULSE


May you be blessed with a cleaner mind for the rest of 2010...
I got all of them besides the second one
My System SpecsSystem Spec
.

11 Jan 2010   #394
spinifex

 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Qdos View Post
Fill in the blanks...

BOO-S
--NDOM
F--K
P-N-S
PU-S-













OK, let's see how well you did...

These are the answers... (white font...)

BOOKS
RANDOM
FORK
PANTS
PULSE

May you be blessed with a cleaner mind for the rest of 2010...
At a quick glance, i had 4/5.
When i checked the answers, i had 0/5.

Back to school for me i guess.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
13 Jan 2010   #395
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Remember it is only a joke.

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the

following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman


One month later the following things have occurred -

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a

menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is

cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long

look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions,

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant

and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply

employees for their stores.


The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because

the American woman endlessly complains about her body; the true nature

of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of

fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees

make her arse look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her

opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with

her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a

distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture because it gets

sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they've

satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
13 Jan 2010   #396
Coolness

Win 7 pro 64-bit, Ubuntu 9.10 64-bit
 
 

Quote:
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant

and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply

employees for their stores.
Now thats unfair. Not cool Jfar, not cool.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
13 Jan 2010   #397
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
Remember it is only a joke.

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the

following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman


One month later the following things have occurred -

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a

menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is

cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long

look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions,

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant

and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply

employees for their stores.


The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because

the American woman endlessly complains about her body; the true nature

of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of

fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees

make her arse look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her

opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with

her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a

distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture because it gets

sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they've

satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

I think I know the American Woman.
My System SpecsSystem Spec
13 Jan 2010   #398
Zidane24

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Coolness View Post
Quote:
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant

and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply

employees for their stores.
Now thats unfair. Not cool Jfar, not cool.
He said...and I quote...

Remember it is only a joke...
My System SpecsSystem Spec
13 Jan 2010   #399
Coolness

Win 7 pro 64-bit, Ubuntu 9.10 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Zidane24 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Coolness View Post
Quote:
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant

and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply

employees for their stores.
Now thats unfair. Not cool Jfar, not cool.
He said...and I quote...

Remember it is only a joke...
Yeah... My jokes you take seriously, and complain about them, but HIS joke... Is oookeeeyyy. Yeah... Just a joke...
My System SpecsSystem Spec
13 Jan 2010   #400
Zidane24

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Coolness View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Zidane24 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Coolness View Post
Now thats unfair. Not cool Jfar, not cool.
He said...and I quote...

Remember it is only a joke...
Yeah... My jokes you take seriously, and complain about them, but HIS joke... Is oookeeeyyy. Yeah... Just a joke...
I have actually never read one of yur jokes so how do you know how I take them?
My System SpecsSystem Spec
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