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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

28 Jan 2010   #441
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.
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28 Jan 2010   #442
valtonray

Windows 7 Ultimate Signature Edition
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.
i dont get it.
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28 Jan 2010   #443
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by valtonray View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.
i dont get it.
I think it has to do with soccer.
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28 Jan 2010   #444
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Nearly, but not quite, Ted. The game is Rugby Rugby union positions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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28 Jan 2010   #445
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

You'd think the Beard would have been a dead giveaway.


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28 Jan 2010   #446
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

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Nearly, but not quite, Ted. The game is Rugby Rugby union positions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Thanks mate.
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28 Jan 2010   #447
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by derekimo View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

You'd think the Beard would have been a dead giveaway.
And the hands that looked like shovels, and the thighs that looked like tree trunks.
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28 Jan 2010   #448
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by derekimo View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

You'd think the Beard would have been a dead giveaway.
And the hands that looked like shovels, and the thighs that looked like tree trunks.

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28 Jan 2010   #449
valtonray

Windows 7 Ultimate Signature Edition
 
 

this makes me glad my girl has a feminine body.
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28 Jan 2010   #450
PooMan UK

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit
 
 

Real men's presents


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