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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

22 Feb 2010   #561
harry5

 

Paddy's fingers
Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally
cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said,
'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said,

'Oi haven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2008!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.

I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'

And Paddy said,

' How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up !!!
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23 Feb 2010   #562
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by harry5 View Post
Paddy's fingers

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally
cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said,
'Oi haven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2008!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'

And Paddy said,

' How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up !!!


Oh that's so silly it's funny.
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23 Feb 2010   #563
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Takes out notebook and makes a note of name, harry5, mmmm
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23 Feb 2010   #564
Kari

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
Takes out notebook and makes a note of name, harry5, mmmm
Use your honorary nationality, so you can laugh at Paddy jokes...
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23 Feb 2010   #565
madtownidiot

 

Ein Zuhörer zum anderen: 'Wie lang
redet der Bundeskanzler jetzt schon?'
Antwort: 'Eine halbe Stunde.'
Zuhörer: 'Und worüber redet er?'
Antwort: 'Das sagt er nicht!'
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23 Feb 2010   #566
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by madtownidiot View Post
Ein Zuhörer zum anderen: 'Wie lang
redet der Bundeskanzler jetzt schon?'
Antwort: 'Eine halbe Stunde.'
Zuhörer: 'Und worüber redet er?'
Antwort: 'Das sagt er nicht!'


That's all Greek to me.
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23 Feb 2010   #567
madtownidiot

 

Der Richter zum Angeklagten: "Sie sind beschuldigt, Ihren Nachbarn unter Schimpfworten in den Wald getrieben und dort ganz fürchterlich verprügelt zu haben. Sind Sie da nicht ein bisschen zu weit gegangen, Angeklagter?"
Antwort: "Ja, das stimmt, Herr Richter! Ich hätte es schon vorher auf der Wiese tun sollen!"
Translation : The judge to the defendant: ' You are accused, of beating the living tar out of your neighbors entire family! Have you not gone there a little bit too far, defendant? '
Answer: ' Yes, this is right, Mr. judge! They kept trying to run away! '
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23 Feb 2010   #568
Jonathan_King

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

Three guys died when they got to the pearly gates St Peter met them and said " I know you guys are forgiven because your here but before you get into heaven I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in heaven as it is soo big". St Peter asks the first guy : How long were you married ? he replies 24 years.
Did u ever cheat on your wife ? asks St Peter
The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Skoda to drive.
The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter and says, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year, so we really worked it out."
Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your Mondeo."
The third guy walked up and said, " Peter , I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"
Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"
A little while later, the two guys with the Mondeo and the Skoda saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden pavement, so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said,
"I just saw my wife; she was on a skateboard!"
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23 Feb 2010   #569
madtownidiot

 

Anyone know real reason some like it doggy style?

So one can pick the carpet, while the other one's peekin out the window
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23 Feb 2010   #570
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jfar View Post
Takes out notebook and makes a note of name, harry5, mmmm
Use your honorary nationality, so you can laugh at Paddy jokes...

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