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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

29 Mar 2010   #761
DocBrown

Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
 
 

WHEN Ole' THE Norwegian accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse.

Sven asked him what are you doing?

Because he at once threw in his watch and billfold !

Ole' explained, "I'm not going down there just for fifty cents."


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29 Mar 2010   #762
Dark Nova Gamer

Windows 7 Ultimate, OS X 10.7, Ubuntu 11.04
 
 

Found this one on Neowin, my apologies in advance if it offends anyone. As I am just restating the joke as posted from another site.

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Neowin.net
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your Internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, then open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Watch the expression on your neighbor's face.
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29 Mar 2010   #763
D3ftOn3Z

Win 7 Ultimate SP1 x64
 
 

Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family, but guy number two hadn't caught any and was frustrated and called out to guy number one "How come you've been catching all them there fish and I ain't caught a single one?"

Guy number one replied, " I don’t know.... why don’t ya come on over here?"

"I don’t know.... I don’t see a bridge, and their aint no boat, and I don’t swim to well"

Guy number one picks up his flashlight, turns it on, and replies, " Why don’t you walk across this here beam off light?"

Guy number two was outraged and replied "do you think am stupid? When I get half way you'll turn it off!!!"
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29 Mar 2010   #764
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DarkNovaGamer View Post
Found this one on Neowin, my apologies in advance if it offends anyone. As I am just restating the joke as posted from another site.

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Neowin.net
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your Internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, then open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Watch the expression on your neighbor's face.

Oh my, I'm ROFLMAO!
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29 Mar 2010   #765
wallyinnc

Windows 7 x64 finally!
 
 

Not a joke exactly but I found an interesting and kind of funny typo in Windows 7 using Event Viewer. Given the amount of data in an OS, I wonder how there aren't more.
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29 Mar 2010   #766
Kari

 

Never noticed that. I'm sure that is not the only typo, though.
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29 Mar 2010   #767
BugMeister

Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
 
 

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29 Mar 2010   #768
smsff7

Windows 7 Pro X64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by wallyinnc View Post
Not a joke exactly but I found an interesting and kind of funny typo in Windows 7 using Event Viewer. Given the amount of data in an OS, I wonder how there aren't more.
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lol funny typo




or is it?
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29 Mar 2010   #769
HJA

 

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of 12 year old scotch. A drunk at the end of the bar lifts his head and looks at the guy. Bartender pours a glass of cheap scotch out of the drink well and gives it to the guy. He tastes it and says “This is some of your rot gut from your cheap stuff. I said 12 years old.” He now has the drunk’s full attention. The bartender pours a glass of Johnny Walker and gives it to the guy. He sips it and says “This is better but I think its Johnny Walker Red and that is not 12 years old.” The drunk is now totally amazed. Bartender pours a glass of Glenfiddich. The guy tastes it and says “Now that’s a good scotch. Glenfiddich 12 years old.” The drunk says “Hey buddy try shum a thish.” and slides a glass to the guy. He takes a sip. “Oh man! That tastes like piss!” “Hey thash purty ghoud” the drunk says………”How old am I?”
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30 Mar 2010   #770
valtonray

Windows 7 Ultimate Signature Edition
 
 

obama is a thundercat


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