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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

12 Apr 2010   #851
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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smsff7 View Post
Cats
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put him on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
That's why I dont like cats
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12 Apr 2010   #852
starwolf1336

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

haha, nice one smsff7
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12 Apr 2010   #853
edrik

Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 64-bit
 
 

LOL hahah.. that is one smart cat
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13 Apr 2010   #854
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............

"We're down here ."
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13 Apr 2010   #855
Arc

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............

"We're down here ."
Are you joking , Steve?
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13 Apr 2010   #856
wallyinnc

Windows 7 x64 finally!
 
 

What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O'Furniture!
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13 Apr 2010   #857
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............

"We're down here ."

LMAO!
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13 Apr 2010   #858
starwolf1336

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

It took me a second time to understand it, but awesome steve :P
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15 Apr 2010   #859
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

Quasimodo is sat at home watching tv when his mother comes into the room carrying a wok.
He says: "Oh, great mum, we having Chinese food tonight?"
She says:n: "No son, I'm just ironing you a shirt for tomorrow"

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15 Apr 2010   #860
Jonathan_King

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

This thread sure isn't the same without harry5, is it?
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