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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

22 Apr 2010   #891
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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
''How long will this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again.

Stupid, old man.
Another nice joke, Steve ! Carry on
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22 Apr 2010   #892
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 

A pregnant woman from Oklahoma gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees she's no longer pregnant and she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you've had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Arkansas came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

She asks him, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew. "
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22 Apr 2010   #893
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
A pregnant woman from Oklahoma gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees she's no longer pregnant and she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you've had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Arkansas came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

She asks him, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew. "
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22 Apr 2010   #894
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BGrilliant Jokes, Steve Carry on
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22 Apr 2010   #895
whs
Microsoft MVP

Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
 
 







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22 Apr 2010   #896
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

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22 Apr 2010   #897
arkhi

Windows 2000 5.0 Build 2195
 
 

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22 Apr 2010   #898
starwolf1336

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

LMAO, nice one arkhi
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22 Apr 2010   #899
arkhi

Windows 2000 5.0 Build 2195
 
 

Thanks,

Here's a few more I got from my local MMORPG forum :P



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23 Apr 2010   #900
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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
That's codec problem
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