Windows 7 Forums
Welcome to Windows 7 Forums. Our forum is dedicated to helping you find support and solutions for any problems regarding your Windows 7 PC be it Dell, HP, Acer, Asus or a custom build. We also provide an extensive Windows 7 tutorial section that covers a wide range of tips and tricks.


Windows 7: Jokes Thread

26 Apr 2010   #911
arkhi

Windows 2000 5.0 Build 2195
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Arc View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by acurasd View Post
How do you circumsize a redneck?

Kick his sister in the Jaw

How do you seperate the greek men from the greek boys?

with a crow bar
It seems than I can't get that joke
For the redneck one, think oral incest. For the greek one, think super-glued pedophiles.

My System SpecsSystem Spec
27 Apr 2010   #912
thefabe

Windows 7 ultimate 64 bit / XP Home sp3
 
 

This no joke but you have to admit it's kinda funny. In a sick kind of way. We have met the enemy and He is PowerPoint. The article begins.http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/27/world/27powerpoint.html?no_interstitial Fabe
My System SpecsSystem Spec
27 Apr 2010   #913
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
For the redneck one, think oral incest. For the greek one, think super-glued pedophiles.
Thanks for making it easier
My System SpecsSystem Spec
.

27 Apr 2010   #914
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Arc View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
For the redneck one, think oral incest. For the greek one, think super-glued pedophiles.
Thanks for making it easier
I saw that and I wasn't sure how to explain it to you without being too disgusting for the forum.....glad somebody else helped you out!
My System SpecsSystem Spec
27 Apr 2010   #915
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by noobvious View Post
I saw that and I wasn't sure how to explain it to you without being too disgusting for the forum.....glad somebody else helped you out!
John (johnwillyms) made it ! He sent me a pm making it clear
So nothing was disgusting in the forum
My System SpecsSystem Spec
28 Apr 2010   #916
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

I didn't much like either joke actually. Stereotypes are hard to avoid in jokes I know but the alleged closeness of "redneck" families and the rabid pederasty of Greeks are just ways of avoiding the fact that it happens in all communities everywhere. Why, sometimes even men of the cloth are involved

Just my thoughts
My System SpecsSystem Spec
28 Apr 2010   #917
steve-pressman

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
 
 

Social Security

A young South-East London girl went down to the Social Security office to get her family allowance.

The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten." she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne," she answered.

"They're all named Wayne?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call "Wayne" and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'Wayne, come and eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their surname."
My System SpecsSystem Spec
28 Apr 2010   #918
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
Social Security

A young South-East London girl went down to the Social Security office to get her family allowance.

The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten." she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne," she answered.

"They're all named Wayne?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call "Wayne" and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'Wayne, come and eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their surname."
My System SpecsSystem Spec
28 Apr 2010   #919
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by steve-pressman View Post
from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their surname."
That's terrific , Steve
Carry on, pal
My System SpecsSystem Spec
28 Apr 2010   #920
whs
Microsoft MVP

Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
 
 
Nice collection of office pranks

My System SpecsSystem Spec
Closed Thread

Thread Tools


Similar help and support threads
Thread Forum
Jokes Thread [4]
No sex after surgery ... A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
Chillout Room
Computer jokes!
Rules: ------------------ One joke per post No repeating of jokes ------------------ Il start: What do you call a computer with no graphics?
Chillout Room
Jokes Thread [3]
:note: continued from - https://www.sevenforums.com/chillout-room/106614-jokes-thread-2 ****** 22 ADULT TRUTHS ****** 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you...
Chillout Room
IT Jokes
If you can read German, then you will appreciate: Die schlechtesten IT-Witze - Derber Humor ohne Gewähr | TecChannel.de
Chillout Room
Jokes Thread 2
This is jokes thread! Post your best jokes! :D I will start first! :p A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."...
Chillout Room
Jokes Thread
Person 1:Knock Knock Person 2:Whos there? Person 1: Boo Person 2: Boo who? :huh: Person 1: ZOMG WHY U CRYIN??!? :p
Chillout Room


Our Sites

Site Links

About Us

Find Us

Windows 7 Forums is an independent web site and has not been authorized, sponsored, or otherwise approved by Microsoft Corporation. "Windows 7" and related materials are trademarks of Microsoft Corp.

© Designer Media Ltd

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:36.
Twitter Facebook Google+ Seven Forums iOS App Seven Forums Android App