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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

02 May 2010   #941
DocBrown

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Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history.

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico . But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as -

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Sinko De Mayo.

WHAT??? You expected something educational from me? You need a shot of Tequila after that don't you?



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02 May 2010   #942
derekimo

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Sinko de mayo, That's pretty good Doc.
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03 May 2010   #943
Bare Foot Kid
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03 May 2010   #944
Tews

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An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break
up and she wants pictures of herself back.

So the Ranger does what any squared away Ranger would do. He went around to his buddies and collected
all the unwanted photos of women he could find.

He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:

"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thank you."
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03 May 2010   #945
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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums View Post
Stereotypes are hard to avoid in jokes I know
Tell me about it... stereo typing is not a laughing matter.

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03 May 2010   #946
pebbly

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums View Post
Stereotypes are hard to avoid in jokes I know
Tell me about it... stereo typing is not a laughing matter.

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nice find smarteyeball
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03 May 2010   #947
Dom

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums View Post
Stereotypes are hard to avoid in jokes I know
Tell me about it... stereo typing is not a laughing matter.

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03 May 2010   #948
garysgold

Vista Ult 64 bit Seven Ult RTM x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums View Post
Stereotypes are hard to avoid in jokes I know
Tell me about it... stereo typing is not a laughing matter.

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03 May 2010   #949
Arc

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums View Post
Stereotypes are hard to avoid in jokes I know
Tell me about it... stereo typing is not a laughing matter.

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Oh ! Nice thing ! How could you managed it, pal ?
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03 May 2010   #950
Dom

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Arc View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums View Post
Stereotypes are hard to avoid in jokes I know
Tell me about it... stereo typing is not a laughing matter.

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Oh ! Nice thing ! How could you managed it, pal ?
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