Windows 7 Forums
Welcome to Windows 7 Forums. Our forum is dedicated to helping you find support and solutions for any problems regarding your Windows 7 PC be it Dell, HP, Acer, Asus or a custom build. We also provide an extensive Windows 7 tutorial section that covers a wide range of tips and tricks.


Windows 7: Jokes Thread

03 May 2010   #951
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LilDomii View Post
Nice found, pal!
My System SpecsSystem Spec
03 May 2010   #952
Dom

Windows Seven Ultimate
 
 

I used logic (?)
No offence SME, but i doubt you could have done that animation (I couldn't, not sure about noyb though...)
My System SpecsSystem Spec
03 May 2010   #953
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums View Post
Stereotypes are hard to avoid in jokes I know
Tell me about it... stereo typing is not a laughing matter.

Attachment 70818
Good one!
My System SpecsSystem Spec
.

04 May 2010   #954
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

This is a bit sick so read no further if you are easily naused out.

Guy works day shift in a railway signal box.
One morning he arrives at work to find his usually miserable night shift colleague grinning from ear to ear.
Guy: "You're happy this morning"
Night shift guy: "I just had the best shift ever, you won't believe it"
Guy: "Tell me"
Night shift guy: "Well it was about 2am and there hadn't been a train for a while so I was just having a read when I looked out of the window and saw this naked woman tied to the track"
Guy: "Wow, what happened"
NSG: "I went outside and untied her and carried her in here"
Guy: "Yeah, what happened then"
NSG: "We made love on that very table! What do you think of that for a shift eh?"
Guy: "Amazing, you lucky devil. Was she like, good looking and stuff?"
NSG "Dunno, never found her head"
My System SpecsSystem Spec
04 May 2010   #955
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums View Post
This is a bit sick so read no further if you are easily naused out.

Guy works day shift in a railway signal box.
One morning he arrives at work to find his usually miserable night shift colleague grinning from ear to ear.
Guy: "You're happy this morning"
Night shift guy: "I just had the best shift ever, you won't believe it"
Guy: "Tell me"
Night shift guy: "Well it was about 2am and there hadn't been a train for a while so I was just having a read when I looked out of the window and saw this naked woman tied to the track"
Guy: "Wow, what happened"
NSG: "I went outside and untied her and carried her in here"
Guy: "Yeah, what happened then"
NSG: "We made love on that very table! What do you think of that for a shift eh?"
Guy: "Amazing, you lucky devil. Was she like, good looking and stuff?"
NSG "Dunno, never found her head"
Anti climax again, but
My System SpecsSystem Spec
04 May 2010   #956
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

Yeah fair point. I read somewhere there are only 5 basic joke forms and I imagine this anticlimax or confounding of expectations type is one of them.
It's just a weak example of it though. oh well......
My System SpecsSystem Spec
04 May 2010   #957
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums View Post
Yeah fair point. I read somewhere there are only 5 basic joke forms and I imagine this anticlimax or confounding of expectations type is one of them.
It's just a weak example of it though. oh well......
May we expect some strong examples, John ?
My System SpecsSystem Spec
05 May 2010   #958
johnwillyums

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
 
 

I'll get on to the team who write my daily scripts and tell 'em to do better
My System SpecsSystem Spec
05 May 2010   #959
ryo

 
 

the gladiator
Jokes Thread-untitled.jpg


My System SpecsSystem Spec
05 May 2010   #960
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

[QUOTE=ryo;719270]the gladiator
Nice thing
My System SpecsSystem Spec
Closed Thread

Thread Tools


Similar help and support threads
Thread Forum
Jokes Thread [4]
No sex after surgery ... A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
Chillout Room
Computer jokes!
Rules: ------------------ One joke per post No repeating of jokes ------------------ Il start: What do you call a computer with no graphics?
Chillout Room
Jokes Thread [3]
:note: continued from - https://www.sevenforums.com/chillout-room/106614-jokes-thread-2 ****** 22 ADULT TRUTHS ****** 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you...
Chillout Room
IT Jokes
If you can read German, then you will appreciate: Die schlechtesten IT-Witze - Derber Humor ohne Gewähr | TecChannel.de
Chillout Room
Jokes Thread 2
This is jokes thread! Post your best jokes! :D I will start first! :p A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."...
Chillout Room
Jokes Thread
Person 1:Knock Knock Person 2:Whos there? Person 1: Boo Person 2: Boo who? :huh: Person 1: ZOMG WHY U CRYIN??!? :p
Chillout Room


Our Sites

Site Links

About Us

Find Us

Windows 7 Forums is an independent web site and has not been authorized, sponsored, or otherwise approved by Microsoft Corporation. "Windows 7" and related materials are trademarks of Microsoft Corp.

© Designer Media Ltd

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:48.
Twitter Facebook Google+ Seven Forums iOS App Seven Forums Android App