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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

05 May 2010   #961
DocBrown

Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
 
 

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"





The man turned to his wife and said:
"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."


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05 May 2010   #962
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

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05 May 2010   #963
ryo

 
 

Other job of superwoman...

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05 May 2010   #964
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ryo View Post
Other job of superwoman...

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05 May 2010   #965
derekimo

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ryo View Post
Other job of superwoman...

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That's great ryo.
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05 May 2010   #966
Arc

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DocBrown View Post
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"





The man turned to his wife and said:
"Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ryo View Post
Other job of superwoman...
All the great ideas
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05 May 2010   #967
ryo

 
 

if you look what amazing there??

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05 May 2010   #968
Arc

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ryo View Post
if you look what amazing there??

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05 May 2010   #969
ryo

 
 

haha nice foot on it..
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05 May 2010   #970
CarlTR6

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ryo View Post
if you look what amazing there??

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That must be hard on the old knees!
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