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Windows 7: Jokes Thread

09 May 2010   #981
Jonathan_King

Windows 7 Professional x64
 
 

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two three-pound live lobsters - one in each hand.
It was three weeks after the season closed! Whom should he meet at the end of the wharf but the Federal Fisheries Officer who, upon viewing the live and wiggling lobsters, says: "Well me Laddie I got you this time - with two live lobsters three weeks after the season Closed!"
The Newfie says, "No - My Son you are wrong! These are two trained lobsters that I caught two weeks before the season ended."
The Fisheries Officer says, " Trained like how?"
"Well my son, each day I takes these two from my house down to the wharf and puts them in the water for a swim. While they swim I sits on the wharf and has me a smoke, or two. After about 15 minutes I whistles and up comes me two lobsters, and I takes them home!"
"Likely story", the Fisheries Officer says! "Lets take them on down the wharf and see if it's true."
So, the Newfie goes ahead of the Fisheries Officer to the end of the wharf where, under supervision, he gently lowers both lobsters into the water.
The Newfie sits on a wharf piling and lights up a smoke, then another! After about 15 minutes the Fisheries Officer says to the Newfie, "How about whistling?"
The Newfie says " What For?"
The Fisheries Officer says, " To call in the Lobsters"
The Newfie says, " What Lobsters?"
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09 May 2010   #982
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

That's a good one J_K.
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09 May 2010   #983
Kari

 

Nice one, Mr. King!
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09 May 2010   #984
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Microsoft Windows 10 Pro Insider Preview 64-bit
 
 

A fine witty joke
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09 May 2010   #985
Tews

64-bit Windows 8.1 Pro
 
 
Always check your childrens homework!!

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09 May 2010   #986
Kari

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Tews View Post
This is priceless...
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09 May 2010   #987
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Tews View Post
That's Great!
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09 May 2010   #988
Tews

64-bit Windows 8.1 Pro
 
 

You need to read the article to learn the rest of the story!!
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09 May 2010   #989
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

Absolutely!

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09 May 2010   #990
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Tews View Post
You need to read the story to learn the rest of the story!!
That was the great part.
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