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I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around and I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying much attention where I was going."
The young guy said, "That's OK. What a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.”
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy said, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most of us old guys are helpful like that.