System Manufacturer/Model Number: custom build OS: Windows 7 Pro X64 CPU: AMD Phenom II X4 975 Black Edition Motherboard: MSI 870A-G54 (FX) Memory: CORSAIR Vengeance 8GB (2 x 4GB) 240-Pin DDR3 SDRAM DDR3 1600 Graphics Card: ASUS EN9800GT HB/HTDI/512M GeForce 9800 GT 512MB 256-bit GDD Sound Card: Realtek ALC892 Monitor(s) Displays: Viewsonic 19' 16:10 Screen Resolution: 1680X1050 Keyboard: Logitech G11 Mouse: USB Logitech gaming mouse PSU: Thermaltake Purepower W0100RU 500W ATX 12V Case: COOLER MASTER Elite RC-331-KKN1-GP Black SECC ATX Mid Tower Cooling: Nothing beyond what etch part came with Hard Drives: Western Digital Caviar Black WD6401AALS 640GB 7200 RPM SATA,
Western Digital Caviar Black 1TB 7200RPM SATA Internet Speed: Cable Other Info: New CPU, Motherboard, and Ram installed 02/2012
Logitech G35 Headset
I've heard a similar one, except there's two more variations. Usually, it's a 'pebkac' issue - "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair" - or an m-zero-r-zero-n problem.
M0r0n.
Another on is PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Computer Type: Laptop System Manufacturer/Model Number: HP ENVY 17-1150eg OS: Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB CPU: 1.6 GHz Intel Core i7-720QM Processor Memory: 6 GB Graphics Card: ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 Graphics Sound Card: Beats sound system with integrated subwoofer Monitor(s) Displays: 17" laptop display, 22" LED and 32" Full HD TV through HDMI Screen Resolution: 1600*900 (1), 1920*1080 (2&3) Keyboard: Logitech diNovo Media Desktop Laser (bluetooth) Mouse: Logitech Performance Mouse MX Cooling: As Envy runs a bit warm, I have it on a Cooler Master pad Hard Drives: Internal: 2 x 500 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive 7200 rpm
External: 2TB for backups, 3TB USB3 network drive for media Internet Speed: 50/10 Mbps VDSL Browser: Maxthon 3.5.2., IE11 Antivirus: Windows Defender 4.3.9431.0
I've heard a similar one, except there's two more variations. Usually, it's a 'pebkac' issue - "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair" - or an m-zero-r-zero-n problem.
M0r0n.
Another on is PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Computer Type: Laptop System Manufacturer/Model Number: HP ENVY 17-1150eg OS: Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB CPU: 1.6 GHz Intel Core i7-720QM Processor Memory: 6 GB Graphics Card: ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 Graphics Sound Card: Beats sound system with integrated subwoofer Monitor(s) Displays: 17" laptop display, 22" LED and 32" Full HD TV through HDMI Screen Resolution: 1600*900 (1), 1920*1080 (2&3) Keyboard: Logitech diNovo Media Desktop Laser (bluetooth) Mouse: Logitech Performance Mouse MX Cooling: As Envy runs a bit warm, I have it on a Cooler Master pad Hard Drives: Internal: 2 x 500 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive 7200 rpm
External: 2TB for backups, 3TB USB3 network drive for media Internet Speed: 50/10 Mbps VDSL Browser: Maxthon 3.5.2., IE11 Antivirus: Windows Defender 4.3.9431.0
Computer Type: Laptop System Manufacturer/Model Number: HP ENVY 17-1150eg OS: Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB CPU: 1.6 GHz Intel Core i7-720QM Processor Memory: 6 GB Graphics Card: ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 Graphics Sound Card: Beats sound system with integrated subwoofer Monitor(s) Displays: 17" laptop display, 22" LED and 32" Full HD TV through HDMI Screen Resolution: 1600*900 (1), 1920*1080 (2&3) Keyboard: Logitech diNovo Media Desktop Laser (bluetooth) Mouse: Logitech Performance Mouse MX Cooling: As Envy runs a bit warm, I have it on a Cooler Master pad Hard Drives: Internal: 2 x 500 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive 7200 rpm
External: 2TB for backups, 3TB USB3 network drive for media Internet Speed: 50/10 Mbps VDSL Browser: Maxthon 3.5.2., IE11 Antivirus: Windows Defender 4.3.9431.0
No sex after surgery ...
A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard,
has sued St Luke's Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there,
he lost all interest in sex.
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