Jokes Thread

Arc said:

acurasd said:

How do you circumsize a redneck?

Kick his sister in the Jaw

How do you seperate the greek men from the greek boys?

with a crow bar

It seems than I can't get that joke

For the redneck one, think oral incest. For the greek one, think super-glued pedophiles.

This no joke but you have to admit it's kinda funny. In a sick kind of way. We have met the enemy and He is PowerPoint. The article begins.http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/27/world/27powerpoint.html?no_interstitial Fabe

arkhi said:

For the redneck one, think oral incest. For the greek one, think super-glued pedophiles.

Thanks for making it easier

Arc said:

arkhi said:

For the redneck one, think oral incest. For the greek one, think super-glued pedophiles.

Thanks for making it easier

I saw that and I wasn't sure how to explain it to you without being too disgusting for the forum.....glad somebody else helped you out!

noobvious said:

I saw that and I wasn't sure how to explain it to you without being too disgusting for the forum.....glad somebody else helped you out!

John (johnwillyms) made it ! He sent me a pm making it clear
So nothing was disgusting in the forum

Social Security

A young South-East London girl went down to the Social Security office to get her family allowance.

The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten." she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne," she answered.

"They're all named Wayne?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call "Wayne" and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'Wayne, come and eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their surname."

steve-pressman said:

Social Security

A young South-East London girl went down to the Social Security office to get her family allowance.

The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten." she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne," she answered.

"They're all named Wayne?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call "Wayne" and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'Wayne, come and eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their surname."

steve-pressman said:

from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their surname."

That's terrific , Steve
Carry on, pal

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