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New #1144
A married man was having an affair with his secretary...
One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.
'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'
She looked down at his shoes and said:
'You lying *******! You've been playing golf!'
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New #1147
Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits as yoga!!!
Savasana
Position of total relaxation.
Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.
Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.
Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.
Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.
Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms.
Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massagi ng the hip area.
Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.
Pigeon
Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of 'stress'.
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New #1149
I got that in an email no more than two days ago... I wonder if we're on the same mailing list??
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Another great post!
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