Jokes Thread


  1. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #1161

    Kari said:
    A Finnish website, but the joke is in English so you will understand it. An iPad ad...
    http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=71511


    That's a good one.
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  2. Posts : 761
    Windows 2000 5.0 Build 2195
       #1162

    wallyinnc said:
    arkhi said:
    OMG, that is how the gravity gun will come to be...
    well, at least they are using a torque wrench to tighten the bolts on the LHC
    It will probably evolve in to a crowbar pretty soon.
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  3. Posts : 1,747
    window's 7
       #1163

    arkhi said:
    Gordon freeman in disguise... where's the headcrab?
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  4. ryo
    Posts : 1,953
    windows 7
       #1164

    Jokes Thread-untitled.jpg
    Which one do you choose??
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  5. Posts : 1,747
    window's 7
       #1165

    Google Products We'll Never See

    1. Google Hitman Assistant - Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products.

    2. Googlearchy - Tired of democracy? Install the government that everyone loves without annoying pop-up ads.

    3. Google Smite - An extension of Google Earth; uses laser beams attached to satellites to exact revenge or just have some fun for paid subscribers.

    4. Google Carnage - Use real-time satellite images to zoom in an see car, train, or plane crashes and other disasters.

    5. Google Ogle - The hottest unsecured webcams on the Internet.


    6. Googlebator - Google's first attempt at hardware; to be used in conjunction with Google Ogle

    7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.

    8. Google Telegraph - Dash-Dot, Dash-Dash-Dash, Dash


    9. Google Gaggle - The only search engine for geese.


    10. Google Invading Force - Some pesky third world country got you down? Send in the troops with Google's new troop management tool.


    11. Gogoel - Search tool for dyslexics.
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  6. Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #1166

    kucing13 said:
    Google Products We'll Never See

    7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
    And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

    Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."
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  7. Posts : 1,747
    window's 7
       #1167

    Kari said:
    kucing13 said:
    Google Products We'll Never See

    7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
    And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

    Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."

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  8. Posts : 3,300
    Win7 Home Premium 64x
       #1168

    Kari said:
    kucing13 said:
    Google Products We'll Never See

    7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
    And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

    Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."

    and you'll see it on Google Carnage. Fun for all!
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  9. Posts : 1,607
    Windows 7 x64 finally!
       #1169

    Kari said:
    And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:

    Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."
    I tried that. She said she didn't intend to pay anyway...
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  10. Posts : 6,857
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
       #1170

    This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!
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