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Sue went to a pet shop and immediately spotted
a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the
cage that said ... $50.00.
"Why so little?" Sue asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should
tell you first that this bird used to live in a house
of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty
vulgar stuff."
Sue thought about this, but decided she had to have
the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's
cage up in her living room and waited for it to say
something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
Sue was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
thought "that's really not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school,
the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam,
new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then
began to laugh about the situationconsidering how and
where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, Sue's husband, Doug, came home from
work The bird looked at him and said, .........
"Hi Doug."
