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  1. Arc
    Posts : 35,373
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       #1371

    noobvious said:
    CarlTR6 said:
    Sucked me in!
    Me too!
    Me too But know, Who is the first man scrolled down ?

    It is DocBrown , who posted it.
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  2. Posts : 22,814
    W 7 64-bit Ultimate
       #1372

    Thorsen said:
    Related:


    God created man and named him Adam. Adam lived in the Garden of Eden for quite some time and then one day God came to him.

    God said "Adam, I see you here everyday walking around in the garden, but I have come to think that you might be lonely. So I am going to create another creature with which you can interact with. She will be called Eve. She will be everything you hope for and the most beautiful creature you have ever seen. More wonderful than any of my creations. She will tend to your every need, care for you, feed you, comfort you. She will do your bidding as you ask and respect your wishes through and through. She will do all this and ask of nothing in return. But as I see fit, I will require something from you in return."

    Adam after hearing all this was delighted and said "What do you ask of me Lord?"

    "It will cost you an arm, your left foot, a rib, your right collar-bone and your left testicle"




    After a long pause contemplating this arrangement, Adam replied "What can I get for a rib?"

    Sounds about right!
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  3. Posts : 9,537
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       #1373

    Bare Foot Kid said:
    Thorsen said:
    Related:


    God created man and named him Adam. Adam lived in the Garden of Eden for quite some time and then one day God came to him.

    God said "Adam, I see you here everyday walking around in the garden, but I have come to think that you might be lonely. So I am going to create another creature with which you can interact with. She will be called Eve. She will be everything you hope for and the most beautiful creature you have ever seen. More wonderful than any of my creations. She will tend to your every need, care for you, feed you, comfort you. She will do your bidding as you ask and respect your wishes through and through. She will do all this and ask of nothing in return. But as I see fit, I will require something from you in return."

    Adam after hearing all this was delighted and said "What do you ask of me Lord?"

    "It will cost you an arm, your left foot, a rib, your right collar-bone and your left testicle"




    After a long pause contemplating this arrangement, Adam replied "What can I get for a rib?"

    Sounds about right!
    I wonder what we would've gotten if we offered an arm, left foot or right collar bone?
    Probably something like this................
    Attachment 82372

    Be careful what you ask for! You may get somebody that looks and acts like we do!
    Last edited by The Howling Wolves; 04 Aug 2010 at 16:47.
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  4. Posts : 4,549
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       #1374

    Right..... THWolves.. .. sometimes it's best for us to leave a few things alone.
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  5. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1375

    THWolves .. when I see my Sig.. you made me above... it appears to overflow the page.. do I need to shrink it a bit or can you downsize it a bit for me plz ?
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  6. Posts : 9,537
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       #1376

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    THWolves .. when I see my Sig.. you made me above... it appears to overflow the page.. do I need to shrink it a bit or can you downsize it a bit for me plz ?
    Here it is LPT
    Jokes Thread-lpt2lady.jpg

    I am going to work on your sig some more if you don't mind.
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  7. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1377

    The Howling Wolves said:
    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    THWolves .. when I see my Sig.. you made me above... it appears to overflow the page.. do I need to shrink it a bit or can you downsize it a bit for me plz ?
    Here it is LPT
    Jokes Thread-lpt2lady.jpg

    I am going to work on your sig some more if you don't mind.
    Hi that's fine.. just take your time.. there's no rush you may want
    to do it after you recoup from today.. which will be great.
    Thank you.
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  8. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1378

    THWolves thank you for this newer version..
    Let's see how it looks on the page now.
    I'm sure it's going to look really good.
    I just peeked after posting this .. looks Great!!!!
    Last edited by LADYPINKtomato1; 30 Jun 2010 at 21:28. Reason: Looking great !!!!
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  9. Posts : 1,491
    Win7 Pro-64 Bit
       #1379

    A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird humps his arm. He invites his mother to tea, the bird keeps saying foul things. Finally he takes the parrot to a vet.

    The vet examines the bird extensively, says, "Well, you have a horny male parrot. I have a sweet young female bird, and for fifteen dollars your bird can go in the cage with mine."
    The guy's parrot is listening and says, "Come on! Come on! What are you waiting for??"
    Finally, the guy says all right and hands over the fifteen dollars.
    The vet takes the parrot, puts him in the cage with the female bird, closes the curtain. Suddenly, "Kwah! Kwah! Kwah!" Feathers come flying out of the cage.
    The vet says, "Holy gee," and runs across the room and opens the curtain. The male bird has the female bird down on the bottom of the cage, pulling out all her feathers. He's saying, "For fifteen bucks, I want you naked. Naked!"
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  10. Posts : 7,781
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       #1380

    pay attention!
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