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SORRY...
I would like to make an apology to the Admin and Mods on my last post here on this thread. I know it's not good to do that, and it was my mistake.
Again sorry and thanks for the reminder.
I would like to make an apology to the Admin and Mods on my last post here on this thread. I know it's not good to do that, and it was my mistake.
Again sorry and thanks for the reminder.
My Hero!
“I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'?
Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background,
and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, and other alcoholic beverages into urine”
Q. How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
A. Collect!
Q. What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A. A party line!
Q. How does a barber make phone calls?
A. He cuts them short.
Q. Why didn't the mummy want a telephone?
A. He always got too wrapped up in his calls!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
A. Bell-bottoms!
The icon
Last edited by The icon; 15 Jul 2010 at 04:28.