Jokes Thread

Dwarf said:

Disclaimer: I am NOT the vertically-challenged individual refered to here, nor am I related to him.

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'

I have been behind that lady at the ATM!

I must admit I'm fast at the ATM.. I want my money and then I'm gone like lightening.
I get my cash.. get my reciept.. then my card.. I close the window.. lock my seatbelt.. and then drive away.. I don't want to risk anyone dashing up to my car demanding anything from me.

CarlTR6 said:

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, "MALE & FEMALE" procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'

I have been behind that lady at the ATM!

Carl hi.. I'm so glad the lady of your house is returning home.. I know you've missed her something awful.. no doubt she too is ready to get back where you are as well.
Enjoy !!!
Still so hot here until mid-afternoon.. then a shower, cooled things quite a bit .. at 5:45 pm the temp at the bank was 74º.
I'm surely glad...even tho this won't last long.. the break sure is nice.

It is 10:00 PM here and still 87 F. We did not get out afternoon showers to cool things off.

Joan Archer said:

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

Dennis too funny.. surely most blonds are not like this !!!!
I'm still laughing.

LPt1 why is your signature upside down

Shame it went back, course for a while it was correct for us in Aus.:)

Spin hi... Nokian flipped it upside down as a joke.. because I said
"Now I'll rotate my Sigs...since I have so many nice ones to use" ..
caused a big stir in the room today.. we all had fun with it.
Enjoy your evening.
hugs

Spin see this.. .. this is how it looked.. then Noyb really put a spin on it..
made the room dizzy from spinning around..360º ... lol... literally.

Dwarf said:

Disclaimer: I am NOT the vertically-challenged individual refered to here, nor am I related to him.

A Guy

Two great jokes LPt. I shall be telling those at work, thanks