Well I miss the 500lb. encyclopedias.
The 50lb. phone books.
Frozen camera film.
Melted camera film. Well partially melted and stuck together in enough spots to ruin the one and only good picture on the entire roll!
Manual type writer arms. Hit two by accident and they lock together standing straight up in the air.
8-Track tape monsters. They only eat the good tapes.
Stick a Liberace or Lawerence Welk tape in it and it will play perfectly.