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#1871
Well done Wally
About numbers and misunderstanding them:
A man called Paddy (nationality unknown) was in Waterloo station London, wanting to take a train to Woking.
He went to information and asked "Excuse me, when is the next train to Woking?"
A young woman behind the counter answered "Two fifteen".
Paddy looked surprised, went to Bonapartes Pub in the station, took some ale and went back to information: "Excuse me, when is the next train to Woking?"
A young woman behind the counter answered "Two fifteen".
Paddy looked not only surprised, but also hurt. He went to back to pub, took some more ale and a couple of Power's and went third time back to information: "Excuse me, when is the next train to Woking?"
The same young woman behind the counter answered "Are you stupid? Two fifteen, this is third time I tell it to you!"
Paddy took the wallet from the back pocket, took some coins, gave them to this young lady and said: "You bloody c**t! Here's your 6 pounds 45, but now please tell me when is the next train to Woking?"