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Well I have to clean it when the garbage piles up
to the point where the whole darn thing tips over.
Then I have to call in the Garbage barge to pick up
all the refuse in order to get back onto an even keel.
I've discovered that Twinkie wrappers and rotisserie chicken
carcasses get pretty darn heavy in large quantities.
Antman, do as your fellow 2finger typer does, buy a keyboard with backlit keys. It's soothing blue and no paint to rub off. And you see the keys way better at dusk.
Secondly, you sir, your are a anthropocentrist, sir. You stand accused.
Here i am, searching out the letters on my AZERTY keyboard, and there you are quilty of keyism. In a single sentence (well a couple of single sentences) you put QWERTY as the uber keyboard.
shakes head at such blatant anthropocentrism
Have I mentioned that I'm tight with a dollar? I want the MS Desktop 8000. But, I bought my two Qeyboards pre-XP.
If it is any Qonsolation, I only found two words - each without a Q....AZERTY keyboard, and there you are quilty of keyism...QWERTY as the uber keyboard.
How many anthropocentrist's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. He holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Ah scottish descent? What's a mere 300$ ? Sheesh.
I make do with: http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/ke...s/285&cl=US,EN
I have 1 key preprogrammed, it starts MediaMonkey. Gaming i haven't done since the end of TombRaider but i like the pretty blue keys.
Actually the Dutch use qwerty also, but the French, well you know they are French....