Jokes Thread [3]


  1. Posts : 1,219
    Windows 7 Pro 32/64 bit and Windows 10 Pro 32 Bit/64bit
       #1121

    Subject: Massage

    After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
    As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...
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  2. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #1122

    BOY I'm going to start loosing more remotes.
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  3. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1123

    Just lost mine.
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  4. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #1124

    Careful I take a long time for looking.
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  5. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1125

    I'm really missing posting on this thread, I've not figured out how to cut and paste on this tablet yet... however I'm saving up. ... when I get back on my laptop.
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  6. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1126

    A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that
    when she married she was to please her husband and never
    upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the
    young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making
    love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes
    and she let a big fart. She looked up and said, "Excuse
    please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"
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  7. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1127

    W O W pebbly you are a riot this morning .... you may have to go sit on those naughty steps alone again....lol..
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  8. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1128

    pebbly said:
    A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that
    when she married she was to please her husband and never
    upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the
    young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making
    love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes
    and she let a big fart. She looked up and said, "Excuse
    please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"
    Pebbly,
    You win again...
    Jokes Thread [3]-naughty_girl__03559.jpg

    THW
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  9. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1129

    I wath laughing tho hard, I thpewed my drink all over my keyboard and now the eth key dothn't work any more!
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  10. Posts : 14,606
    Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
       #1130

    i laughed tho hard i farted

    lois just shouted through to stop whistling
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