Jokes Thread [3]


  1. Posts : 506
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #1301

    The Howling Wolves said:
    I KNOW MANY OF YOU (LIKE ME) LOOK FORWARD TO FOOTBALL SEASON,
    EVERY YEAR. WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE RECAP OF LAST YEAR.........

    Coincidence? Just wondering...................


    Alabama beat Arkansas,
    and Arkansas fired their coach.

    Alabama beat Tennessee,
    and Tennessee fired their coach.

    Alabama beat Auburn,
    and Auburn fired their coach.

    Then Alabama beat Notre Dame, and the Pope resigned.......


    I wish the White House had a team!
    omg lol
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  2. Posts : 506
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #1302

    Layback Bear said:
    Old Submarine Sailor
    Having been a mariner for half my working life this gave me a chuckle ...

    I wonder if I am a lesbian
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  3. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #1303

    I was a old smoke boat (some times call pig boats) sailor.
    USS Perch APSS-313
    USS Volador SS-490
    Last edited by Layback Bear; 28 May 2013 at 21:53. Reason: added info
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  4. Posts : 24,479
    Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
       #1304

    jdXp610 said:
    Layback Bear said:
    Old Submarine Sailor
    Having been a mariner for half my working life this gave me a chuckle ...

    I wonder if I am a lesbian
    Got a friend who says he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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  5. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1305

    I am a man trapped in an Irish Pub!
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  6. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #1306

    If you want to spend some time reading some funny stuff but true about the old smoke boat sailors go here. I remember well the good old days. The olgoat was east coast and I was Westpac but the same is true what ever waters or port your in. I can't wright as well as the olgoat but I can relate. Just go to After Battery.

    After Battery


    Last edited by Layback Bear; 29 May 2013 at 10:47. Reason: added info
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  7. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1307

    The Howling Wolves said:
    I am a man trapped in an Irish Pub!
    You say that like it's a bad thing!
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  8. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #1308

    I didn't know they allow Irish Pubs in the Bear State. If they do things are looking up for California. A Irish Pub with a Bear could be a real crowd pleaser.
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  9. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1309

    Layback Bear said:
    I didn't know they allow Irish Pubs in the Bear State. If they do things are looking up for California. A Irish Pub with a Bear could be a real crowd pleaser.
    Oh, they do allow Irish Pubs in CA. I was in one in Chino Hills back in December for breakfast. I've seen several others in various places in SoCal.
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  10. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1310

    Best Friend

    A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.
    His wife screams at him. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is
    a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be
    bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”

    "Because he's thinking of getting married...."
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