Jokes Thread [3]

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

Best Friend

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.
His wife screams at him. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is
a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be
bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”

"Because he's thinking of getting married...."

LPt,
and his funeral is when?

Dennis I dunno.. I didn't hang around for the fight.......

The Howling Wolves said:

I am a man trapped in an Irish Pub!

lol

LADYPINKtomato1 said:

Best Friend

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.
His wife screams at him. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is
a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be
bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”

"Because he's thinking of getting married...."

lol

I first went to sea when ships were made of wood and men were made of steel ..... ok ok so I lie.

This was my first ship which I sailed on as a Engineering Cadet <another name for a gofor>.

mv British Poplar a products carrier


And this was my last as a Second Engineer.

the Stena Mariannos a Diving Support Vessel

WOW you are really a sea going marine, this must have been very interesting.
I recall seeing a huge shipyard in New England ( USA ) when I was vacationing there in the fall of 2008
( 17 states plus Canada's - Niagara Falls ) ( Arlington Cemetery-Iwo Jima Memorial - 1945 -Raising the Flag- USA )

One for Dwarf........

A Yorkshire lad's beloved dog dies so he decided to get a statue made of it. He visits a jewellers in Leeds and said 'Ah'd like a gold statue made of me dog please'. The jeweller says 'Do you want it 18 carat?". Yorkshireman says 'Nay you daft bugger, I want it chewing bone"

pebbly said:

One for Dwarf........

A Yorkshire lad's beloved dog dies so he decided to get a statue made of it. He visits a jewellers in Leeds and said 'Ah'd like a gold statue made of me dog please'. The jeweller says 'Do you want it 18 carat?". Yorkshireman says 'Nay you daft bugger, I want it chewing bone"

awesome

pebbly said:

One for Dwarf........

A Yorkshire lad's beloved dog dies so he decided to get a statue made of it. He visits a jewellers in Leeds and said 'Ah'd like a gold statue made of me dog please'. The jeweller says 'Do you want it 18 carat?". Yorkshireman says 'Nay you daft bugger, I want it chewing bone"

Oh miss pebbly, that was HILARIOUS!

Layback Bear,
They should charge you $100 for each repeat of this joke.
Howard gets a free pass as Suzy was his sister. I read that in the Arkansas Law books. hehehe
THW