Jokes Thread [3]


  1. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1351

    ~~ Sittin At The BAR ~~

    I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
    grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

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    "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.


    "This is the worst day of my life," I say.


    "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

    "I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve …and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!


    But he**, enough about me, how are you doing ???"
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  2. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #1352

    LADYPINKtomato1 I love it. Now the man at the bar can go to a Biker funeral and drown his sorrows.
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  3. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1353

    A rarity.. ohhh LBBear.. too funny...
    Last edited by LADYPINKtomato1; 23 Jun 2013 at 13:21. Reason: spelling
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  4. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #1354

    Oh how we can remember.

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  5. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1355

    OHHH You poor guys, see why we don't understand you ?
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  6. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1356

    Understand what?... Lid up ...men have been there
    Lid down... women have been there

    If the cover is closed down...Don't look in there!
    THW
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  7. Posts : 5,915
    Windows 10 Pro X64
       #1357

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  8. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1358

    The Howling Wolves said:
    Understand what?... Lid up ...men have been there
    Lid down... women have been there

    If the cover is closed down...Don't look in there!
    THW
    dennis.. dennis .. U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD !!!
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  9. Posts : 8,476
    Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
       #1359

    A teenager's Facebook update:

    The Internet was not working last night so spent time with family...
    They seem to be nice people.
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  10. Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       #1360

    The Howling Wolves said:
    Understand what?... Lid up ...men have been there
    Lid down... women have been there

    If the cover is closed down...Don't look in there!
    THW
    xDLOL!
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