Jokes Thread [3]


  1. Posts : 9,606
    Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
       #1391

    Husband and wife in bed.

    Wife asks "Honey, do I do anthing that pleases you?"

    Husband responds, "Why yes, that thing you do with your mouth!"

    Wife says, "Oh, and what is that?"

    Husband answers,
    >
    >

    >

    "you close it when you fall asleep"


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  2. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1392

    DocBrown said:
    Husband and wife in bed.

    Wife asks "Honey, do I do anthing that pleases you?"

    Husband responds, "Why yes, that thing you do with your mouth!"

    Wife says, "Oh, and what is that?"

    Husband answers,
    >
    >

    >

    "you close it when you fall asleep"


    And then the fight started...
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  3. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1393

    And the fight lasted and lasted.. women NEVER seem to forget much of anything.
    Better yet.. they need to learn what's important when picking a fight.
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  4. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1394

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    And the fight lasted and lasted.. women NEVER seem to forget much of anything.
    Better yet.. they need to learn what's important when picking a fight.
    Traitor!
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  5. Posts : 1,568
    Windows 8.1.1 64bit
       #1395

    Why pick a fight ?
    Wouldn't life be much easier ?
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  6. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1396

    Umm...this is the Jokes thread. We're jokin'. Notice the winking smilies?

    Btw, a common kind of joke presents the scenario where someone does something funny to someone else, such as a husband zinging his wife, as in LPT's joke, and the standard punch line is, "And then the fight started." or something similar.
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  7. Posts : 2,686
    Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
       #1397

    Women always get the last word in an argument.
    Anything a man says after that is a new argument.

    Jim
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  8. Posts : 71
    W-7 Home premium
       #1398

    Be careful what you buy on Ebay.
    A guy paid $60 for a Penis Enlarger.
    He got a Magnifying glass and instructions saying: "Do not use in bright sunlight!"
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  9. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1399

    A Touching Story on How Men Think...

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    As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?


    You have been with me all through the bad times.

    When I got fired, you were there to support me.

    When my business failed, you were there.

    When I got shot, you were by my side.

    When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

    When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

    You know what Martha?"

    "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

    "I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."

    A friend sent this to me...
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  10. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #1400

    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    And the fight lasted and lasted.. women NEVER seem to forget much of anything.
    Better yet.. they need to learn what's important when picking a fight.
    Traitor!

    the DEVIL made me do it !!!!
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