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  1. Lady Fitzgerald
    Posts : 9,600
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       New #1561

    Layback Bear said:
    I was in San Francisco once. The only good thing about it was I wasn't there long. It' not meant for me.
    Honey, we are everywhere.
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  3. Phone Man
    Posts : 2,686
    Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
       New #1562

    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    ICit2lol said:
    Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
    I agree on all except the last part. For proof of that being wrong, just look at the U.S. Congress.
    The U. S. Congress does not use its brain at all and talks out their arse.

    Jim
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  4. COMPUTIAC
    Posts : 1,568
    Windows 8.1.1 64bit
       New #1563

    ICit2lol said:
    Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
    I thought you were going to say; great house pets !
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  6. Lady Fitzgerald
    Posts : 9,600
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       New #1564

    Phone Man said:
    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    ICit2lol said:
    Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
    I agree on all except the last part. For proof of that being wrong, just look at the U.S. Congress.
    The U. S. Congress does not use its brain at all and talks out their arse.

    Jim
    That is impossible; Congress has no brain and it is an arse.
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  7. ICIT2LOL
    Posts : 21,004
    Desk1 7 Home Prem / Desk2 10 Pro / Main lap Asus ROG 10 Pro 2 laptop Toshiba 7 Pro Asus P2520 7 & 10
       New #1565

    COMPUTIAC said:
    ICit2lol said:
    Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
    I thought you were going to say; great house pets !
    Well as a matter of fact........ and they make good putter on of slippers too and putting the food down in front of you without getting in front of the telly and making sure it is all cut up nice and neat for you and drenched in gravy or ketchup and.........
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  8. COMPUTIAC
    Posts : 1,568
    Windows 8.1.1 64bit
       New #1566

    ICit2lol said:
    COMPUTIAC said:
    ICit2lol said:
    Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
    I thought you were going to say; great house pets !
    Well as a matter of fact........ and they make good putter on of slippers too and putting the food down in front of you without getting in front of the telly and making sure it is all cut up nice and neat for you and drenched in gravy or ketchup and.........
    Oh, you have a well trained one ?
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  10. Lady Fitzgerald
    Posts : 9,600
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       New #1567

    Thanks for the reminders of why I'm glad to be a Lesbian, guys.
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  11. A Guy
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    Windows 10 Home x64
    Thread Starter
       New #1568

    Can't blame you, Girls/Women are where it's at

    A Guy
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  12. Lady Fitzgerald
    Posts : 9,600
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       New #1569

    A Guy said:
    Can't blame you, Girls/Women are where it's at

    A Guy
    No argument there!
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  13. ICIT2LOL
    Posts : 21,004
    Desk1 7 Home Prem / Desk2 10 Pro / Main lap Asus ROG 10 Pro 2 laptop Toshiba 7 Pro Asus P2520 7 & 10
       New #1570

    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    Thanks for the reminders of why I'm glad to be a Lesbian, guys.
    Whats that got to do with putting my slippers on?? you got arms haven't you?? Cripes whatis the world coming to
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