Jokes Thread [3]

If he is the catering business, is it "Balls To Go?"

Reminds me of my favorite novels.

"Tigers Revenge" by Claude Balls.

or "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.


Jim

"Fifty Yards to the Outhouse"

by Will E. Maykit

seavixen32 said:

Some time ago while I was exploring London I saw a hardware store across the street, which had a beautifully engraved sign over the door with what was obviously the shopkeeper's name and his trade.

It said simply "Roger's Toolworks" to reflect the hand tools hanging in the front display window.

On the wall alongside the sign, some wag had scrawled in chalk "So Does Mine".

To this day, it makes me smile every time I'm reminded of it.

Without a doubt.

seavixen32 said:

Some time ago while I was exploring London I saw a hardware store across the street, which had a beautifully engraved sign over the door with what was obviously the shopkeeper's name and his trade.

It said simply "Roger's Toolworks" to reflect the hand tools hanging in the front display window.

On the wall alongside the sign, some wag had scrawled in chalk "So Does Mine".

To this day, it makes me smile every time I'm reminded of it.

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.