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  1. Posts : 9,537
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       #151

    If he is the catering business, is it "Balls To Go?"
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  2. Posts : 2,686
    Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
       #152

    Reminds me of my favorite novels.

    "Tigers Revenge" by Claude Balls.

    or "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.


    Jim
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  3. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #153

    "Fifty Yards to the Outhouse"

    by Will E. Maykit
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  4. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #154

    Some time ago while I was exploring London I saw a hardware store across the street, which had a beautifully engraved sign over the door with what was obviously the shopkeeper's name and his trade.

    It said simply "Roger's Toolworks" to reflect the hand tools hanging in the front display window.

    On the wall alongside the sign, some wag had scrawled in chalk "So Does Mine".

    To this day, it makes me smile every time I'm reminded of it.
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  5. Posts : 3,187
    Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
       #155

    seavixen32 said:
    Some time ago while I was exploring London I saw a hardware store across the street, which had a beautifully engraved sign over the door with what was obviously the shopkeeper's name and his trade.

    It said simply "Roger's Toolworks" to reflect the hand tools hanging in the front display window.

    On the wall alongside the sign, some wag had scrawled in chalk "So Does Mine".

    To this day, it makes me smile every time I'm reminded of it.
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  6. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #156

    I think I may have brightened your day, Prof. :)
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  7. Posts : 3,187
    Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
       #157

    Without a doubt.
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  8. Posts : 5,405
    Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
       #158

    seavixen32 said:
    Some time ago while I was exploring London I saw a hardware store across the street, which had a beautifully engraved sign over the door with what was obviously the shopkeeper's name and his trade.

    It said simply "Roger's Toolworks" to reflect the hand tools hanging in the front display window.

    On the wall alongside the sign, some wag had scrawled in chalk "So Does Mine".

    To this day, it makes me smile every time I'm reminded of it.
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  9. Posts : 3,822
    Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
       #159



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  10. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #160

    After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

    He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

    She asks ... "What does that mean?"

    He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

    She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

    He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

    The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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