Jokes Thread [3]

I agree but in this case, it's a city law. The store has nothing to do except comply with the law.

The Howling Wolves said:

Are we still in the JOKE THREAD or Plastic, paper, or bring your own bag thread?
THW

We think it's a joke.

Wolfman Worries


The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.


"How was work, dear?" his wife asks.


"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.


"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.


"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! Alright! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"


At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.


Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."

Sure sounds familiar.

A young lady went to the doctor's for a check-up:
"By the way, Doctor, my boyfriend has dandruff. Is there anything you can suggest?"
"Why don't you just give him Head & Shoulders?"
After a short pause; "How do you give shoulders?"

pebbly, you're BAD!

jadinolf said:

pebbly, you're BAD!

No, she's just bad enough to understand what gets us men to tick :).