Jokes Thread [3]


  1. Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       #1661

    I agree but in this case, it's a city law. The store has nothing to do except comply with the law.
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  2. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #1662

    Are we still in the JOKE THREAD or Plastic, paper, or bring your own bag thread?
    THW
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  3. Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       #1663

    The Howling Wolves said:
    Are we still in the JOKE THREAD or Plastic, paper, or bring your own bag thread?
    THW
    We think it's a joke.
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  4. Posts : 1,568
    Windows 8.1.1 64bit
       #1664

    Wolfman Worries


    The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.


    "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.


    "Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.


    "Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.


    "Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! Alright! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"


    At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.


    Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."
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  5. Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       #1665

    Sure sounds familiar.
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  6. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1666

    jadinolf said:
    Sure sounds familiar.
    You think we enjoy it?
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  7. Posts : 6,244
    win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
       #1667

    A young lady went to the doctor's for a check-up:
    "By the way, Doctor, my boyfriend has dandruff. Is there anything you can suggest?"
    "Why don't you just give him Head & Shoulders?"
    After a short pause; "How do you give shoulders?"
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  8. Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       #1668

    pebbly, you're BAD!
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  9. Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       #1669

    jadinolf said:
    pebbly, you're BAD!
    No, she's just bad enough to understand what gets us men to tick :).
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  10. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1670

    jadinolf said:
    pebbly, you're BAD!
    You say that like it's not a good thing.
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