Jokes Thread [3]


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       #1741

    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    derekimo said:
    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    How many reindeer did Santa have?
    9...

    Dasher
    Dancer
    Prancer
    Vixen
    Comet
    Cupid
    Donner
    Blitzen
    Rudolph
    You forgot Olive. We first hear about her in the same song we heard about Rudolf.

    "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

    Bazinga!
    Isn't it "All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

    You know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen
    Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen
    But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?

    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
    Had a very shiny nose
    And if you ever saw it
    You would even say it glows

    All of the other reindeer
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Rudolph
    Join in any reindeer games

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Santa came to say
    "Rudolph with your nose so bright
    Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

    Then how the reindeer loved him
    As they shouted out with glee
    "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
    You'll go down in history"
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       #1742

    That was the joke, Olive sounds like all of. :)
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       #1743

    Its a pun, a play on words. Say it/sing it and see............................
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  4. Posts : 53,663
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    Thread Starter
       #1744
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  5. Posts : 1,568
    Windows 8.1.1 64bit
       #1745

    Olive, mmmmmm, the hot Reindeer
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       #1746

    derekimo said:
    That was the joke, Olive sounds like all of. :)
    indianacarnie said:
    Its a pun, a play on words. Say it/sing it and see............................
    Oops, my bad
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       #1747

    An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".
    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."
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       #1748

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  9. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #1749

    gladson1976 said:
    derekimo said:
    That was the joke, Olive sounds like all of. :)
    indianacarnie said:
    Its a pun, a play on words. Say it/sing it and see............................
    Oops, my bad
    As I said, Bazzinga!
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  10. Posts : 9,615
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       #1750

    indianacarnie said:
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