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LOW Battery !!!!
A man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as “LOW BATTERY”.So whenever
she calls in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.
Give that man a medal!
"One door closes, and another door opens" said my boss.
Which is why I'm such a poor submarine designer.
Quick political one I heard today.
Waiting for the media to talk about Ron Paul is like waiting for the cast of Jersey Shore to start discussing Nietzsche.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
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Pop it into a hot oven until it's Bill Withers...![]()
Ditto! I do like that one.![]()
A man went to see his doctor who asked him what the problem was.
"I can't stop singing" the man replied.
"Any particular song?" questioned his doctor.
"The green, green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" replied the Doc.
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual!"