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  1. Posts : 3,187
    Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
       #181

    profdlp said:
    Layback Bear said:
    Thank you Mr. and Mrs Wolves. Kilroy would be welcome to my home.
    He'd probably tag your fence with his wax chalk.
    A Guy said:
    See - look what he did to A Guy's post!
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  2. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #182

    LOW Battery !!!!

    A man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as “LOW BATTERY”.So whenever
    she calls in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.


    Give that man a medal!
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  3. Posts : 353
    Windows 7 Ultimate
       #183

    "One door closes, and another door opens" said my boss.

    Which is why I'm such a poor submarine designer.
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  4. Posts : 6,669
    Windows 7 x64
       #184

    Quick political one I heard today.

    Waiting for the media to talk about Ron Paul is like waiting for the cast of Jersey Shore to start discussing Nietzsche.
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  5. Posts : 3,960
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       #185

    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

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    Pop it into a hot oven until it's Bill Withers...
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  6. Posts : 3,187
    Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
       #186

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  7. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #187

    Ditto! I do like that one.
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  8. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #188

    A man went to see his doctor who asked him what the problem was.

    "I can't stop singing" the man replied.

    "Any particular song?" questioned his doctor.

    "The green, green grass of home."

    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" replied the Doc.

    "Is it common?"

    "It's not unusual!"
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  9. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #189

    seavixen32 said:
    A man went to see his doctor who asked him what the problem was.

    "I can't stop singing" the man replied.

    "Any particular song?" questioned his doctor.

    "The green, green grass of home."

    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" replied the Doc.

    "Is it common?"

    "It's not unusual!"
    Why, why, why Dehlila?
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  10. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #190

    Hopalong X said:
    seavixen32 said:
    A man went to see his doctor who asked him what the problem was.

    "I can't stop singing" the man replied.

    "Any particular song?" questioned his doctor.

    "The green, green grass of home."

    "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" replied the Doc.

    "Is it common?"

    "It's not unusual!"
    Why, why, why Dehlila?
    Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau - if you work that one out I'll buy Topper a ton of hay!
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