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       #391

    profdlp said:
    I've got two of them in my basement.
    Call me old fashioned but im still running a flux capacitor
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  2. Posts : 53,663
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    Thread Starter
       #392

    Lucky guys!

    Jokes Thread [3]-rodent-pc-power-wheel.jpg

    A Guy
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       #393

    A Guy said:
    Lucky guys!

    ...

    A Guy
    That's the ugliest-looking dog I ever saw.
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  4. Posts : 2,241
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       #394

    Now that picture you put up A Guy is cute and funny!

    Now for my next bar joke... hmm... which one to use... AH! Here's one!

    A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars."
    The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there."
    The bartender says, "Go ahead."
    So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs."
    "What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs."
    "Yes, you are, that was the bar bitch you ate."
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  5. Posts : 6,350
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       #395


    MexicanOysters


    A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a dayroaming around in Mexico .
    While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
    Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

    He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served ?'

    The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste ! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy !'

    The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

    The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

    The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.

    Sometimes the bulls win !!!
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  6. Posts : 9,537
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       #396

    hopalong x said:

    mexicanoysters


    a big texan stopped at a local restaurant following a dayroaming around in mexico .
    while sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
    not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

    he asked the waiter, 'what is that you just served ?'

    the waiter replied, 'ah senor, you have excellent taste ! Those are called cojones de toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy !'

    the cowboy said, 'what the heck, bring me an order.'

    the waiter replied, 'i am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

    the next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'these are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones i saw you serve yesterday.'

    the waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'si, senor.

    sometimes the bulls win !!!

    and that's no bull!
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  7. Posts : 2,241
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       #397

    The Howling Wolves said:
    hopalong x said:
    mexicanoysters

    a big texan stopped at a local restaurant following a dayroaming around in mexico .
    while sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
    not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
    he asked the waiter, 'what is that you just served ?'

    the waiter replied, 'ah senor, you have excellent taste ! Those are called cojones de toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy !'

    the cowboy said, 'what the heck, bring me an order.'

    the waiter replied, 'i am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

    the next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'these are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones i saw you serve yesterday.'

    the waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'si, senor.

    sometimes the bulls win !!!

    and that's no bull!

    Agreed!
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  8. Posts : 4,549
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       #398

    profdlp said:
    A Guy said:
    Lucky guys!

    ...

    A Guy
    That's the ugliest-looking dog I ever saw.
    DAWG ??? ....that aint no dog.. looks mightly like a guina pig to me.. but whatta I know.
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  9. Posts : 3,187
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       #399

    Well, it was an honest mistake...
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  10. Posts : 6,350
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       #400

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    profdlp said:
    A Guy said:
    Lucky guys!

    ...

    A Guy
    That's the ugliest-looking dog I ever saw.
    DAWG ??? ....that aint no dog.. looks mightly like a guina pig to me.. but whatta I know.
    Pit bull / hamster mix.
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