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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

11 Apr 2012   #401
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

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That's the ugliest-looking dog I ever saw.
DAWG ??? ....that aint no dog.. looks mightly like a guina pig to me.. but whatta I know.
Pit bull / hamster mix.
thought it would of been more like a bull dog / hamster mix?
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11 Apr 2012   #402
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BlackSparrow View Post
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thought it would of been more like a bull dog / hamster mix?
A lot of bull anyway.

If you cross a labrador with a poodle you get a labradoodle.
Maybe it is a cross between a dingo and a miniature poodle.

A mini Dingdoodle.
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11 Apr 2012   #403
cyclic

Windows 7 home premium x64
 
 

2 Irish lads set out for a good days drinking. They get to a bar
Mick says to the barman, I've always fancied the look of that stuff the Pope drinks.
Barmen. Oh that's creme de menthe sir.
Mick great we'll have 2 pints of that then.
Barman but sir it's usually served in a small sherry glass.
Mick if it's good enough for the Pope it's good enough for us. 2 pints please !

They sit down at a table and drink their pints of creme de menthe.

Mick decides to go to the boys room, as he tries to stand he collapses in a heap.

Mick Bloody hell it's no wonder they carry him around everywhere !
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11 Apr 2012   #404
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BlackSparrow View Post
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thought it would of been more like a bull dog / hamster mix?
A lot of bull anyway.

If you cross a labrador with a poodle you get a labradoodle.
Maybe it is a cross between a dingo and a miniature poodle.

A mini Dingdoodle.
Hahaha! I don't think it would be a Dingo cross poodle... more like a Dingo cross pit bull... a mini Dingbull!
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11 Apr 2012   #405
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

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I swear, I have never been in a bar with my monkey!

A Guy
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure i saw a monkey in a bar not that long ago!
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12 Apr 2012   #406
rare

64bit
 
 

What's the difference between a monkey?

One's green and the other one is also yellow.
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12 Apr 2012   #407
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

i don't get it rare... and here's another 2 jokes i just remembered!

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!
and
What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A Playboy!
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12 Apr 2012   #408
BugMeister

Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
 
 

not strictly a joke, in the traditional sense, but..
..I had to chuckle at this news report:

Escaped Convict John Holland And Prison Officer Christine Robertson Found Naked In Bed During Police Raid


ref paragraph 6..
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12 Apr 2012   #409
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BugMeister View Post
not strictly a joke, in the traditional sense, but..
..I had to chuckle at this news report:

Escaped Convict John Holland And Prison Officer Christine Robertson Found Naked In Bed During Police Raid


ref paragraph 6..
Too bad there is no video.
That would be a great installment on our "Cops" TV show over here.
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12 Apr 2012   #410
rare

64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BlackSparrow View Post
i don't get it rare...
Yeah, you're not supposed to get it, its just really stupid
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