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  1. Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       #401

    Hopalong X said:
    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    profdlp said:
    That's the ugliest-looking dog I ever saw.
    DAWG ??? ....that aint no dog.. looks mightly like a guina pig to me.. but whatta I know.
    Pit bull / hamster mix.
    thought it would of been more like a bull dog / hamster mix?
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  2. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #402

    BlackSparrow said:
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    thought it would of been more like a bull dog / hamster mix?
    A lot of bull anyway.

    If you cross a labrador with a poodle you get a labradoodle.
    Maybe it is a cross between a dingo and a miniature poodle.

    A mini Dingdoodle.
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  3. Posts : 644
    Windows 7 home premium x64
       #403

    2 Irish lads set out for a good days drinking. They get to a bar
    Mick says to the barman, I've always fancied the look of that stuff the Pope drinks.
    Barmen. Oh that's creme de menthe sir.
    Mick great we'll have 2 pints of that then.
    Barman but sir it's usually served in a small sherry glass.
    Mick if it's good enough for the Pope it's good enough for us. 2 pints please !

    They sit down at a table and drink their pints of creme de menthe.

    Mick decides to go to the boys room, as he tries to stand he collapses in a heap.

    Mick Bloody hell it's no wonder they carry him around everywhere !
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  4. Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       #404

    Hopalong X said:
    BlackSparrow said:
    [
    thought it would of been more like a bull dog / hamster mix?
    A lot of bull anyway.

    If you cross a labrador with a poodle you get a labradoodle.
    Maybe it is a cross between a dingo and a miniature poodle.

    A mini Dingdoodle.
    Hahaha! I don't think it would be a Dingo cross poodle... more like a Dingo cross pit bull... a mini Dingbull!
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  5. Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       #405

    A Guy said:
    I swear, I have never been in a bar with my monkey!

    A Guy
    Are you sure? I'm pretty sure i saw a monkey in a bar not that long ago!
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  6. Posts : 51
    64bit
       #406

    What's the difference between a monkey?

    One's green and the other one is also yellow.
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  7. Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       #407

    i don't get it rare... and here's another 2 jokes i just remembered!

    What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
    You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!
    and
    What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm?
    A Playboy!
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  8. Posts : 3,822
    Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
       #408

    not strictly a joke, in the traditional sense, but..
    ..I had to chuckle at this news report:

    Escaped Convict John Holland And Prison Officer Christine Robertson Found Naked In Bed During Police Raid


    ref paragraph 6..
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  9. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #409

    BugMeister said:
    not strictly a joke, in the traditional sense, but..
    ..I had to chuckle at this news report:

    Escaped Convict John Holland And Prison Officer Christine Robertson Found Naked In Bed During Police Raid


    ref paragraph 6..
    Too bad there is no video.
    That would be a great installment on our "Cops" TV show over here.
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  10. Posts : 51
    64bit
       #410

    BlackSparrow said:
    i don't get it rare...
    Yeah, you're not supposed to get it, its just really stupid
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