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    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
    "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing.
    The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
    The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
    The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
    'Cheerios'."
    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
    "I don't know, he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be 'Cheerios'!"
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       #462



    Sure as shxx won't be Cheerios.
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       #463

    Best Bar in the World


    The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

    The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Quinns. At Quinns, you buy a drink, Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink."

    Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
    "Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister!"
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       #464

    I think Pebbly .. must have had Cherrios today for breakfast... that's really funny ..
    or at least it is to me. Good one Pebbly.
    Last edited by LADYPINKtomato1; 01 May 2012 at 23:26.
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       #465

    I would have to agree with you LadyPink. And Pebbly, did you come up with that one? It's f---ing hilarious!
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       #466

    I've actually heard a variation of that joke many years ago, it's the first time I've seen it told that way though.
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       #467

    Pebbly always finds the best of the best.

    Even the terrible ones are sooo bad they are still funny.
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       #468

    Why thank you Mike
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  9. Posts : 53,816
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       #469

    The Rest of the story...

    Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound, and never left the house for 5 years.

    It is now believed that he called the US Navy Seals himself.

    A Guy
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  10. Posts : 4,549
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       #470

    A Guy
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