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  1. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #521

    I don't need a naughty step.

    I'm badly-behaved - permanently!

    Dammit, I'm a senior citizen and I've earned the right to do so!
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  2. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #522

    SV

    Joan told me you were born on a naughty step. I'm not sure what she meant by that.
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  3. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #523

    Well, every time I asked my parents where I came from they said it was from under a gooseberry bush - that must be where I got my prickly side from.
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  4. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #524

    You're saying your a seacactus32?
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  5. Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       #525

    nice one miss Pebbly xD
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  6. Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       #526

    Hopalong X said:
    You're saying your a seacactus32?


    No wonder I keep getting thrown out of bed!!
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  7. Posts : 7,538
    Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
       #527

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  8. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #528

    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

    Finally this age-old question is answered.....

    Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

    Here is proof that they are wrong.

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

    You never hear a guy say, "I would like another kick in the nuts."

    Case closed.
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  9. Posts : 1,800
    Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
       #529

    I am writing that one down Hopalong X
    I can really use that one..

    Rich
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  10. Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       #530

    A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."
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