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       #552

    Ahh, the Wolfy and Hoppy show. I've missed it!

    A Guy
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       #553

    Never heard of the Wolfy and Hoppy show... but it looks hilarious
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    A Guy said:
    Ahh, the Wolfy and Hoppy show. I've missed it!

    A Guy
    You must have seen a rerun.
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       #555

    Well, there was old involved

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       #556

    At last, now I understand - you made it all so clear.
    Except the barking monkey part.

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    I'll be waiting on the front porch !!!.....

    "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

    So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
    ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
    family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
    grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
    bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you.
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    Slartybart said:
    At last, now I understand - you made it all so clear.
    Except the barking monkey part.
    Slartybart

    Wait until the pink elephant shows up.
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    Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian bride, was still a virgin.

    On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was understandably very nervous.

    "Don't worry, Maria," her mother said. "Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

    "Meanwhile, I'll be in the kitchen making pasta for tomorrow's dinner."

    With that, Maria went upstairs just as Tony was taking his shirt off to reveal a hairy chest.

    Maria rushed downstairs and yelled, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a hairy chest!"

    "Don't worry." replied her mother. "All good men have hairy chests. Now go back upstairs. Tony will take good care of you."

    Maria went upstairs again just as Tony had taken his trousers off to reveal hairy legs.

    Again, she rushed downstairs and cried, "Mama, Mama, Tony has taken his trousers off and he's got hairy legs!"

    "Don't worry. All men have hairy legs. Now go back upstairs to Tony. He'll take good care of you."

    With that, Maris went back upstairs just as tony was taking his socks off, revealing that he had three toes missing from his left foot.

    Maria flew downstairs again and screamed, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot-and-a-half!"

    "Don't worry!" exclaimed Mama. "You stay here and stir the pasta!"
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    Glad you liked it LPT, laughter is the best medicine!
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