Jokes Thread [3]

Did you hear about the flasher who thought about retiring?

He decided to stick it out for another year....

Now that's just terrible! Here, have another cringe-worthy pun joke:

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

Borg 386 said:

Did you hear about the flasher who thought about retiring?

He decided to stick it out for another year....

As we are supposed to be none biased towards gender, here's the other take on that:

Did you hear about the flasher who thought about retiring?

She decided to stick them out for another year....

I don't like jokes about computers. Not one bit

Borg

The jokes were about flashers not flash drives.

He's dropping his trousers, but keeping his pants on! And why is he wearing them upside down?

The shareholders of a compass manufacturing company were concerned that the company wasn't heading in the right direction.

Ba dum tish

What on earth? That is funny yet weird Tricidation