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  1. Posts : 2,686
    Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
       #841

    xarden said:
    A fur seal walks into a club.
    Not funny on any level.

    Jim
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  2. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #842

    Phone Man said:
    xarden said:
    A fur seal walks into a club.
    Not funny on any level.

    Jim
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  3. Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       #843

    Phone Man said:
    xarden said:
    A fur seal walks into a club.
    Not funny on any level.

    Jim
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  4. Posts : 2,578
    Vista 64 bit and 32 bit (SP2)
       #844

    BlackSparrow said:
    Phone Man said:
    xarden said:
    A fur seal walks into a club.
    Not funny on any level.

    Jim
    Wow, that was really in BAD TASTE and not funny. Thanks guys for saying something!
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  5. Posts : 7,538
    Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
       #845

    Imperfect1 said:
    BlackSparrow said:
    Phone Man said:

    Not funny on any level.

    Jim
    Wow, that was really in BAD TASTE and not funny. Thanks guys for saying something!
    Some people have a weird sense of humour.
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  6. Posts : 9,615
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       #846

    Joan Archer said:
    Imperfect1 said:
    BlackSparrow said:

    Wow, that was really in BAD TASTE and not funny. Thanks guys for saying something!
    Some people have a weird sense of humour.
    Gee, I didn't know warped was spelled w e i r d.
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  7. Posts : 53,666
    Windows 10 Home x64
    Thread Starter
       #847

    OK, back on track...

    A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat it, he ends up with ice cream all over his beak.

    After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

    The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

    "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

    A Guy
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  8. Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       #848

    a guy said:
    ok, back on track...

    A vacationing penguin is driving his through arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat it, he ends up with ice cream all over his beak.

    After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

    The mechanic looks up and says "it looks like you blew a seal."

    "no no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

    a guy
    groan.
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  9. EdL
    Posts : 5
    windows 7 pro 64
       #849

    News Paper


    I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.


    'This is the 21st century,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can use my iPad.'


    I can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit it...
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  10. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #850

    EdL said:
    I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.


    'This is the 21st century,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can use my iPad.'


    I can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit it...
    I knew an iPad must be good for something.

    fliPad Who knew!!!
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