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       #851

    F5ing said:
    A Guy said:
    Jane and Arlene...


    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    Cell phone in public

    After a busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes
    as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.

    As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled
    out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's
    Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four
    thirty but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with that floozie from the
    accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life
    - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

    Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman
    sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe,
    yelled at the top of her voice: "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and
    come back to bed!"

    Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public anymore.
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  2. Posts : 7,781
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       #852

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  3. Posts : 1,641
    Dual-boot: Windows 7 HP 32-bit SP1 & Windows XP Pro 32-bit SP2.
       #853

    There is this butcher who is 6foot 8". Wears size 14 shoes. Guess what he weighs?

    Answer: Sausages.
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       #854

    BOO!
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  5. Posts : 4,549
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       #855

    I Ask To Borrow A Newspaper


    I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

    'This is the 21st century, he said. 'I don't waste money on newspapers.
    Here, you can borrow my iPad.'



    I can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit him.
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  6. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #856

    Jokes Thread [3]-att00001-1-rabbit.jpg


    Have a great week-end!
    THW


    ps. I am at home... hehehehe
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  7. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #857

    Carl Lawrence said:
    There is this butcher who is 6foot 8". Wears size 14 shoes. Guess what he weighs?

    Answer: Sausages.
    CarlL..... that's cute
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  8. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #858

    Wives never forget their old boy friends


    Husband took the wife to a disco dance hall on the weekend.

    There was a guy on the dance floor giving it his all....

    large leaps, breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works!

    The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy?

    30 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

    Husband says: "Looks like he's STILL celebrating!!!
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  9. Posts : 2,171
    Windows 7 Ultimate x64
       #859

    Yet another good one LPt1!!
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  10. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #860

    Thank you F5ing..
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