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..............I love the last one!
Yep....and I'm still laughing!
Here's one for the man with a dry sense of humour.
What did the grape do when it got stood on ?..........
... let out a little Wine
Got that from the back of a penguin wrapper years ago. the only person ever to find it funny was a blonde girl I took for lunch one day that ask me why my mash was green ???? It was mushy pea's now that's just plain thick lmfao
Wife text husband on a cold winters morning"Windows frozen".............
Husband text back "pour some luke warm water over it"...................
Wife text back "computer completely f**ked now"
An engineer, a physicist, and a statistician were moose hunting in northern Canada. After a short walk through the marshes they spotted a HUGE moose, 150 meters away. The engineer raised his gun and fired at the moose. A puff of dust showed that the bullet landed 3 meters to the right of the moose.
The physicist, realizing that there was a substantial breeze that the engineer did not account for, aimed to the left of the moose and fired. The bullet landed 3 meters to the left of the moose.
The statistician jumped up and down screaming, "We got him! We got him!"