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  1. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #931

    They were Mr & Mrs, but now they are Mrs & Mrs.
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  2. Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       #932

    Dwarf said:
    They were Mr & Mrs, but now they are Mrs & Mrs.
    Somehow I Ms that!
    Time to take meds and go to bed.
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  3. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #933

    Dennis good to see you posting today.
    Go back , watch the video I posted.." Wrong Underware video "...

    I hope all is going well for you both.
    Wishing you a great, fresh week ahead.
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  4. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #934

    A Guy said:
    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    Attachment 231987
    Ok.. I hope this will work for everyone.

    Wrong Underware video
    don't blame me if it's too funny....
    Thank you all for your replies..
    Lol, I have a great comeback, but don't want to get banned Lets just say...OUCH!

    A Guy
    Your reply made me laugh out really loud.. I did also the first time I saw the video.
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  5. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #935

    Layback Bear said:
    My kind of Zorro.
    Now that's a nice reply .. thank you:)
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  6. Posts : 9,537
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       #936

    LADYPINKtomato1 said:
    Dennis good to see you posting today.
    Go back , watch the video I posted.." Wrong Underware video "...

    I hope all is going well for you both.
    Wishing you a great, fresh week ahead.
    The water bed video was great!
    I wish I could translate the German responses as that would have made it even more funnier.

    You take care and have a great week.
    Dennis
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  7. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #937

    Confused

    I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

    Internal Revenue 'Service'
    U.S. Postal 'Service'
    Telephone 'Service'
    Cable TV 'Service'
    Civil 'Service'
    State, City, County & Public 'Service'
    Customer 'Service'

    This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

    But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had
    hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.
    BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies
    are doing to us.

    Now you are as enlightened as I am.
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  8. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #938

    Smile LPt!

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  9. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #939

    Mike... hahahahaha.. only you..
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  10. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #940

    Splinters in her crotch:
    A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

    There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the
    natural splendor of her land so she started
    to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
    In her haste to escape, the woman slid
    down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain,
    she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She
    told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter
    and how she came to get all the splinters.

    The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the
    examining room and he would see if he could
    help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor Reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get
    permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau
    of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area'
    so close to a waste treatment facility.
    I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down."
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