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  1. Posts : 7,538
    Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
       #961

    Brilliant, thanks Bill, that Death one made me chuckle.
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  2. Posts : 4,198
    Windows 10 Pro
       #962

    In England, a barber shop had a customer who was a soldier..

    After haircut when he gave money, the barber refused & said:
    You fight 4 the people of the country, I wont take money from you'..

    Next day he found some flowers & sweets outside his shop ..

    Then a doctor came, again the barber didn't take money & said:
    'You help the ill people of my country, I wont take money from you' ..

    Next day he found an expensive clothing outside his shop!!

    Then a Pakistani came, barber didn't take the money from him too & said:
    "You are our visitor, I wont take money from you" ..

    Next day ...

    There were 10 Pakistanis waiting in a line outside his shop!!!
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  3. Posts : 3,822
    Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
       #963

    What do you call a wriggly robot..??

    A worminator..!!
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  4. Posts : 423
    Win7 64bit Ult
       #964

    BugMeister said:
    What do you call a wriggly robot..??

    A worminator..!!
    thats terrible lol
    here's my go

    What did the grape do when it got trod on?.........
    Let out a little Wine!!
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  5. Posts : 6,350
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       #965

    BugMeister said:
    What do you call a wriggly robot..??

    A worminator..!!
    A BugEnator?
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  6. Posts : 53,666
    Windows 10 Home x64
    Thread Starter
       #966

    How do you get out of an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out

    Remember that from my childhood. A Guy
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  7. Posts : 3,822
    Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
       #967



    - genuine 1960's UK TV ad..
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  8. Posts : 4,549
    Windows 8 - 64-bit
       #968

    A New Truck


    One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw
    his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to
    him with a wide grin.


    "Bubba, where'd you git that truck?"


    "Tammie give it to me." Bubba replied.

    "She give it to ya? "I know'd she wiz kinda sweet on ya, but a
    new truck?"

    "Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
    We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6,in the middle of nowheres.
    Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel
    drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got
    out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take
    whatever you want.'

    So I took the truck!"

    "Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
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  9. Posts : 24,479
    Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
       #969

    boogieboy said:
    In England, a barber shop had a customer who was a soldier..

    After haircut when he gave money, the barber refused & said:
    You fight 4 the people of the country, I wont take money from you'..

    Next day he found some flowers & sweets outside his shop ..

    Then a doctor came, again the barber didn't take money & said:
    'You help the ill people of my country, I wont take money from you' ..

    Next day he found an expensive clothing outside his shop!!

    Then a Pakistani came, barber didn't take the money from him too & said:
    "You are our visitor, I wont take money from you" ..

    Next day ...

    There were 10 Pakistanis waiting in a line outside his shop!!!
    Funny and shows we can laugh at ourselves.

    "Pakistani " could be substituted with a lot of things too. Democrat comes to mind.
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  10. Posts : 7,781
    Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
       #970

    While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like.

    "You'll have a beautiful view of the swan pond," he assured them.

    Dad wasn't sold: "Unless you're including a periscope with my casket, I don't know how I'm going to enjoy it."
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